[Chorus:] [1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line and "It was an accident!" at the end] [2nd repeat same as original Chorus] Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful [G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb I'll be right back just chill baby please? I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these. "John, where's Dave at before I bash you?" [J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude! "Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?" [D] Well it depends on how many you had? I took three she ate the other twenty-two caps Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs,drinking lysol. "She's gonna die dude." I know and it's my fault! My god! [Chorus:] [1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second line and "What do I do?" at the end] [2nd repeat same as original Chorus] My God, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up! Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?! You're not dead!! You're NOT dead! I know you're not dead!