Now once upon a time not too long ago A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a pussy But a pussy havin' no God damn sense, try and push me I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform You know the type loud as a motor bike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight The only thing that's gonna happen is I'mma get to clappin''n' He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the captain And there I go traped in the kit-kat again Back through the system with the riff-raff again Fiends on the floor scratchin' again Paparazzis with they cameras snappin' them D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African All because this fool was harrassin' them Tryin' to play the boy like hes saccharin' But ain't nothin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems, bein' a bitch ain't one Hit me